June Contest: Send me your best accordion joke!

I've decided to launch the official "Accordion Dreams" monthly contest.

So here's the June Contest:

Send me your best accordion joke. 

The Prize:  You'll be our guest at the Sauce Piquante show at Ashkenaz in Berkeley on June 17

 

(Or I'll mail you a free copy of our CD, Sauce Piquante Live.)

Deadline:  June 16

I'll post some of the good ones!

Here's one I heard from one of my teachers (Steve Riley, if you must know!)

Q:  How many Cajun accordion players does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Six.  One to change the bulb, and five to stand back and say, "Oh, I can do that."